The Man Shortage Company.
Sex, murder, and hilarious fun in the sun with a blind pelican.
Unhappily married, Kate McAlpine thinks she is fat and un-attractive until, after murdering her husband, she arrives in the British Virgin Islands where she soon realizes big is beautiful to the island male population.
Her job on gay cruise ship “The Naked Truth” leads her to discover a new world of outrageous fun.
Her amazing sexual adventures and her friendship with reggae star, The Gorgeous El Nico and his pet Pelican, Pele, give her the idea of setting up The Man Shortage Company. This thriving business involves importing the hottest island men to the East Midlands, U.K... to keep her overweight girl friends “entertained”. The Islands become prosperous from this slightly risky and highly illegal growing trade leading to an investigation from the C.I.A.
Master of disguise, special agent, Clint Wimple is convinced the Island’s new wealth is from terrorism or gun running...
The Islanders, sworn to secrecy, do everything they can to stop Clint finding out about The Man Shortage Company with hilarious results..Bad boy Tortolians, Bones and Dino introduce him to every kind of debauchery they know in order to blackmail Clint but he seems completely indifferent to their excesses. Tamzin Farquar, sixteen year old daughter of the Islands Governor, Sir Peter, comes to the rescue and seduces Clint. Being the god daughter of Princess Margaret this does not look good for Washington D.C.
C.I.A. agents cannot just disappear. Clint, after reassuring his superiors that the Islands new wealth comes from recently discovered pirate treasure, is given a new bogus job as bodyguard to Sir Henry Farquar, our man in Nicaragua and Sir Peter’s brother. He is being hunted by the Santa Nastia Guerillas who mount a campaign to blow him up at a secret conference on remote Anagada Island. This corresponds with the ancient Anagadean annual custom of raising the sea zombies and the Texan Turkey Fuckers midnight romp on the same night.
After a hilarious but somewhat spine chilling escape resulting in the Guerillas blowing themselves up all sail back to Tortola and the safety of The Man Shortage Company. Clint ends up running a sister company known as the Naughty Virgins Boutique involving not only exotic lingerie but a wacky new hotel and spa. The Company continues to thrive now the threat to its existence has been extinguished. The Islands become even more prosperous. Everyone is happy; especially Kate who finally gets what she always wanted….The Gorgeous El Nico!
WOW, now that’s chick lit with a kick!
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